Wow! Batteries Made From Piss!

Check out this blog article on batteries made from human urine! I've often thought that it's a shame urine can't be filtered and reused for the alcohol content after tying one on, but this is even better! Finally a way to put the homeless to work! If the smell in downtown Houston is any indication, we could corner the market in short order! This also brings to mind the old joke: Who wrote the Yellow River? Answer: I. P. Freely.

What will they think of next? Gosh, I wonder what they could do with poop!

While you're at it, don't forget to read the comments ..... some of the puns are fun-knee!