Friday, May 26, 2006

Are You Single, Dear Aries?


Wow! This is my horrorscope for today!

Aries

Are you single, dear Aries? If so, today you might just fall in love at first sight. You may have been frustrated lately by the lack of interesting people who are available, but today you could meet someone who seems just too perfect for words. And you can rest assured: the attraction is mutual! On the other hand, if you're already involved, you can expect a revival of the fairy tale type of romance between you and your significant other. Enjoy!


It's fun to dream and darn if horoscopes aren't always so positive and uplifting. They never say "keep your fat, ugly ass in the house 'cause it ain't happening again today, doll"! Why would anyone want to read THAT? It's odd though that EVERY Aries gets the same message. Does that mean my dream dude is an Aries too? In realitity, the only way I'm meeting "someone who seems just too perfect for words" is if he falls out of the sky and into my begonias! I like the way they CYA too .... it said 'someone who SEEMS just too perfect for words'..... that sounds like axe murderer material to me!


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Axe murderer... you rang? You have begonias? I don't believe it, let's see some pics.

HIM Too

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm? Is this why you had the garage door open all day Thursday? Should have posted a sign, "Park your Aries here"...

TxGoodie said...

Him 1: I don't show my begonias to just any guy, ya know....


Him 2: I guess I kept the door opened trying to catch a wayward Aries or two... heck, I'd even settle for a Leo!