What Is This Butt Paste Of Which I Speak?

I have an extreme sense of humor. It's both a gift and a curse. It pops out at inappropriate times and is frequently not understood by the youngsters around me. I can pretty much amuse myself and will laugh out loud when somethings strikes me as funny.

THIS is funny.


It's probably a great product too. I'll never try it because I don't have any little butts around to diaper any longer, but I'd love to have sent my husband to the drug store at 3 a.m. to ask for "butt paste"....