After checking out the Photography and Electronics and Collectibles, I selected a category called: Strictly Platonic M4F. This is what I found:
The Lady I am Looking For;
She would be loving
She would want to hold me every night
She might go to work but be excited to come home
She would be understanding
She would eat right, exercise and take care of her body like I do so we could enjoy a long healthy life together
She would be adventurous
She would truly want me...just me
She would have a healthy view of money and not let it rule her
She would make me her #1
She would see the dream of growing older together and “smile”
She would let me know how crazy She is about me
She would “get me” or work very hard on "getting" me
She would accept and appreciate my quirkiness
She would miss me when I am gone
She would take care of me
She would treat others as she would want to be treated
She would encourage me in all things
She would never feel as if she settled for second best
She would try to some times live out side of the box with me
She would love to rub my feet, run her fingers through my hair, rub my back, etc.
She would be excited to see my face first thing in the morning
She would allow me to have friends of my own
She would encourage me to do things I enjoy doing
She would always be there for my family and allow me to be there for her’s
She would never want to go away...for long
She would help me build a “new” past together
She would treat me as a person of substance
She would respect my opinion
She would try new things that I like to do...without regret
She would speak her mind
She would never hold back
She would touch my hand, and give me a look...so everyone in the room would know we are together
She would argue with respect and know how to voice an opinion with out shaming or degrading to anyone
She would have a love for quiet times with me
She would need me
She would want a new “Best Friend” in me
She would want me to know her family, friends, and children
She would help me in this new phase of life, new friends, old family, new family, and become my new love
She would want to know my family and friends and help me blend both of ours together
She would help me create new memories
She would be excited about getting to know me...just me
Most of all...She would love me no matter what!!!
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My first thought is that this guy isn't looking for a realistic woman, he wants a dog!
My 2nd thought was: platonic? What part of that didn't he get?
I guess to be fair I should note that his last line was...
If you feel the same as I do about what I have written above...Change the She to he, and know in your heart and mind this is the type of person I am. I’ve been looking for you...
Too late, the damage was done well before the last line. He probably married and lookin' to cheat..... that "live outside the box" thing was a dead giveaway.
I think I'll just keeping my options open for another 12 years or so....
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Not to be rude, but I think I would respond with,
"I would be all those things for you as long as you have a million dollars and a 9-inch pecker that works.
Oh, and you better make great coffee too".
LOL
Please Sweets, feel free to delete this if it's too crude. I'm feeling a little pissy about the other gender tonight. ;-)
THAT was perfect, ATM! I love it! Hugs...
LOL! I've heard from a couple of friends that when men say things like "She would accept and appreciate my quirkiness" it means they like to fart in bed and hold her face under the covers.
That man-speak takes a bit of translation. LOL
I think your friends are very wise in the ways of the OTHER! Most of the list to me says "put your face in my lap without me having to hold it down!"...but then again, I could be wrong.
The coolest part is that this guy is serious! I couldn't write this kind of funny stuff if I tried all day!
'Course just my luck he does have the bucks and the pecker and I'm sh*t outta luck for laughing at him...
You girls got it!LOL,LOL,LOL!
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